What story ranks as high as, oh, the United States nationalizing financial institutions' debts, essentially privatizing profit but socializing risk? Why, P. Diddy stepping into dog poo! Perhaps Post editors decided we needed a shot of levity as we worry about the economy, so they go with a "POO DIDDY" cover headline and then DIDDY THE CRAP STAR for the article. The moniker "P. Doody" is also offered.
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